Stellaluna is a mystical creature from planet WEIRdo! She has a licking problem and will lick ya till there is a lil bit of foam under her bottom lip which is basically an upwards down milk mustache. She is a creeper and sits all over the house and stares out into space or perhaps stares at you when your not looking...straight creepy!! She follows me everywhere i go and sits in a car seat in the car. When a dog or person passes by she barks and thrashes against the window and barks like a wild banshee! It would cause me to get into a car accident except that she is strapped in tight to the car seat. Of course in the back seat so she is not near the airbag. I protect my Griffon!!! She "raises the roof" because she is black of course. She plays dead when i "bang bang" at her and howls like a wolf when i ask her what a wolf says. She looks like many different things but i think she looks most like an alpaca. It is strange though because on different days she resembles different things just depending on her hair. She hates loud noises and loud people and scary things. When i say scary I'm talking about the table, a random lamp, the trashcan, a curtain, heater, or teddy bear. What actually scared her the most was a blanket laying over the top of the couch with a portrait of my parents embroidered into it. She really thought someone had broken into the house! Thank you Stella. She snores louder than any person i know which is probably the reason i still am not in a relationship. hahahahah.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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